I was reading a book about Jesus to Harry yesterday...
Harry: 'Don't turn the page, I need to get Bobbin' (his soft toy donkey)
Me: 'Does Bobbin need to learn about Jesus'?'
Harry: 'Nope. Bobbin hasn't got blood in his body. He's got air in. Metal Air'
Sometimes I haven't a clue what is going through this child's head.